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89,995 people have looked at this door. Will you be next?
- Aries (March 21-April 19)
Your tattoos are something to be admired and emulated...
- Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Some people have no idea how their words can hurt...
- Gemini (May 21-June 20)
It's time to get your home shaped up, like a good Spring cleaning...
- Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Wow. You just put on your thong bikini, and you look like...
- Leo (July 23-August 22)
Your creative self has inspired you to make a chastity belt...
- Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Tell-tale lipstick is on your mouth and shirt collar. Your wife...
Click on the door... if you must...
- Libra (September 23-October 22)
Friends have a big influence on you. They tell you that a hunchback...
- Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Your house-guests have stayed too long, and you don't know how to...
- Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Gas attacks continue to embarrass you. When you have an accident...
- Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
This is your anniversary, and you better not forget like you did last year.
- Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Well, here you go again. You want to go to Vegas, but unfortunately...
- Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Your daughter is in love with a gang-banger. When you meet him...
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