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  • Aries (March 21-April 19)
    Your tattoos are something to be admired and emulated... more?
  • Taurus (April 20-May 20)
    Some people have no idea how their words can hurt... more?
  • Gemini (May 21-June 20)
    It's time to get your home shaped up, like a good Spring cleaning... more?
  • Cancer (June 21-July 22)
    Wow. You just put on your thong bikini, and you look like... more?
  • Leo (July 23-August 22)
    Your creative self has inspired you to make a chastity belt... more?
  • Virgo (August 23-September 22)
    Tell-tale lipstick is on your mouth and shirt collar. Your wife... more?

  • Click on the door... if you must...

  • Libra (September 23-October 22)
    Friends have a big influence on you. They tell you that a hunchback... more?
  • Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
    Your house-guests have stayed too long, and you don't know how to... more?
  • Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
    Gas attacks continue to embarrass you. When you have an accident... more?
  • Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
    This is your anniversary, and you better not forget like you did last year. more?
  • Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
    Well, here you go again. You want to go to Vegas, but unfortunately... more?
  • Pisces (February 19-March 20)
    Your daughter is in love with a gang-banger. When you meet him... more?
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